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All I want for christmas is Affordable Gasoline, Kid Sweater, Hoodie, Sweatshirt

All I want for Christmas this year is Gasoline. I wish it and dream about it and even smell it in my sleep. Gasoline is that wonderful liquid that we all love to smell and feel and actually touch, even if we shouldnt because we should only smell gasoline from a distance. Its like liquid candy for automobiles, and as an automobile owner the last thing you want is for your candy to run out during the holidays.

I know jolly Old Saint Nicholas has his hands full this time of year, what with all the tromping through snow and that unscheduled trip to the North Pole. So I’ve boiled it down for him: affordable gasoline. My sweater is red, just like the holiday.

The sweaters are all I want for christmas. Get one before the gaspyone is driven away by political correctness and bad grammar.

Sunny Gasoline is our dad’s favorite super hero. The only thing he loves more than gas is giving it away for free

If you wait too long, the prices go up. Blame it on the oil companies or a secret government plot. Just fill up before prices go through the roof. Don’t let your car become a useless piece of metal.

The sweater you see me rocking in the photos is a classic crewneck. It’s got a cool factor that makes it fun to wear all year round.

Can’t get enough of the holidays? Need an affordable sweater for the office holiday party? Look no further. We’ve got it right here. This lovely, um, festive sweater is sure to please both the office-bound and the motorist in your life.

A sweater fit for a lumberjack, this one’s filled with recycled polyester and acrylic to keep you toasty warm. Plus, its Fair Trade Certified™ sewn by artisans around the world in sustainable factories. It’s an American classic made in Peru, so you can feel good about the sweater on your back every time you wear it.