All I want for Christmas is Affordable Gasoline Christmas Sweater


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All I want for christmas is Affordable Gasoline, Kid Sweater, Hoodie, Sweatshirt

All I want for Christmas this year is Gasoline. I wish it and dream about it and even smell it in my sleep. Gasoline is that wonderful liquid that we all love to smell and feel and actually touch, even if we shouldnt because we should only smell gasoline from a distance. Its like liquid candy for automobiles, and as an automobile owner the last thing you want is for your candy to run out during the holidays.

I know jolly Old Saint Nicholas has his hands full this time of year, what with all the tromping through snow and that unscheduled trip to the North Pole. So I’ve boiled it down for him: affordable gasoline. My sweater is red, just like the holiday.

The sweaters are all I want for christmas. Get one before the gaspyone is driven away by political correctness and bad grammar.

Sunny Gasoline is our dad’s favorite super hero. The only thing he loves more than gas is giving it away for free

If you wait too long, the prices go up. Blame it on the oil companies or a secret government plot. Just fill up before prices go through the roof. Don’t let your car become a useless piece of metal.

The sweater you see me rocking in the photos is a classic crewneck. It’s got a cool factor that makes it fun to wear all year round.

Can’t get enough of the holidays? Need an affordable sweater for the office holiday party? Look no further. We’ve got it right here. This lovely, um, festive sweater is sure to please both the office-bound and the motorist in your life.

A sweater fit for a lumberjack, this one’s filled with recycled polyester and acrylic to keep you toasty warm. Plus, its Fair Trade Certified™ sewn by artisans around the world in sustainable factories. It’s an American classic made in Peru, so you can feel good about the sweater on your back every time you wear it.


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Production Process & Dispatch Time

Our products are uniquely created on-demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors, and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.  

When will I get my order?

  •  Apparel: need 1-5 business days to print.
  • Canvas, poster: need 4-6 business days to print

Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.

Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.

The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can’t cancel your order.

Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times

Delivery Destination Flat Rate Price Total Production & Delivery Time
(Business Days)
USA – UPS Standard Shipping $4.99 + ($ 1.5 for each plus) 5 – 12
USA – 2 Day Shipping $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) 3 – 6
International – Flat Rate $7.99 +
($2 for each plus)
15 – 25
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All I want for Christmas is Affordable Gasoline Christmas Sweater