Don’t test me I will put you in the trunk and help people ornament


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Don’t test me I will put you in the trunk and help people ornament

Our ornament features the message “Don’t test me, I will put you in the trunk and help people find you” written on it. Perfect for that special someone who has already tried to get rid of you.

This ornament makes a fun gift for anyone who has ever put their Christmas lights on the neighbor’s tree. Just don’t test me, because I will put you in the trunk and help people find you.

Don’t test me – I’m an ornament that will help people find their car in the parking lot. Hang me on your rear view mirror, put me on your key chain…really, don’t test me.

This ornament features the most sincere, heartfelt poem I’ve ever seen. It has “I’ll be you Christmas tree hugger” written on it, people will love this ornament

ICE I C, ICE I C. The snowman was very clear; he put the young girl in the trunk of his car and sped off to take her home to be his wife. It doesn’t matter that she was 34 years old and the snowman was only 5; love is sticking someone in the trunk of your car and driving off together to make babies. With this wonderful, whimsical addition to your Christmas tree, you can say it with ICE I C.

Product details:

  • Material: Wood
  • Dimensions (W x H): 3.5 x 3.5in / 8.9 x 8.9cm
  • Store in a cool, dry place

Package includes

  • Wooden Ornament
  • 1 Gold String.


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Production Process & Dispatch Time

Our products are uniquely created on-demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors, and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.  

When will I get my order?

  •  Apparel: need 1-5 business days to print.
  • Canvas, poster: need 4-6 business days to print

Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.

Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.

The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can’t cancel your order.

Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times

Delivery Destination Flat Rate Price Total Production & Delivery Time
(Business Days)
USA – UPS Standard Shipping $4.99 + ($ 1.5 for each plus) 5 – 12
USA – 2 Day Shipping $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) 3 – 6
International – Flat Rate $7.99 +
($2 for each plus)
15 – 25
Don't test me I will put you in the trunk and help people ornament
Don’t test me I will put you in the trunk and help people ornament