Description

Don’t be a Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ornament

This ornament is a beautifully offensive and colorful way to express your love for quirkiness and stupidity. Makes the perfect gift to the person who still has his/her holiday lights up in February.

Is it a cross-stitch pattern? Is it a party game? Is it a gift for your 12th wife? It’s all three! ‘Ornament’ is a beautifully hand-crafted creation by Etsy crafter and sewer Molly Soda. This ornament is handmade with care and love, and is sure to please anyone lucky enough to be its keeper. Don’t delay- order now!

Throw some fun into gift giving by adding this colorful chalkware Ornament (Patent Pending) to the gift. Each ornament will feature its own unique expression. It is recommended that you remove the ornament from the gift before you give it to that special someone. Don’t act like an ass, just be yourself !

Don’t be late. Don’t be early, just be on time because you’re already there.

This is a very special series of collectible porcelain ornaments.

He just wants to be done with the holidays. After all, he is just an ornament on your tree.

Product details:

• Material: Wood
• Dimensions (W x H): 3.5 x 3.5in / 8.9 x 8.9cm
• Store in a cool, dry place

Package includes

• Wooden Ornament
• 1 Gold String.