Don’t be a Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ornament


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Don’t be a Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ornament

This ornament is a beautifully offensive and colorful way to express your love for quirkiness and stupidity. Makes the perfect gift to the person who still has his/her holiday lights up in February.

Is it a cross-stitch pattern? Is it a party game? Is it a gift for your 12th wife? It’s all three! ‘Ornament’ is a beautifully hand-crafted creation by Etsy crafter and sewer Molly Soda. This ornament is handmade with care and love, and is sure to please anyone lucky enough to be its keeper. Don’t delay- order now!

Throw some fun into gift giving by adding this colorful chalkware Ornament (Patent Pending) to the gift. Each ornament will feature its own unique expression. It is recommended that you remove the ornament from the gift before you give it to that special someone. Don’t act like an ass, just be yourself !

Don’t be late. Don’t be early, just be on time because you’re already there.

This is a very special series of collectible porcelain ornaments.

He just wants to be done with the holidays. After all, he is just an ornament on your tree.

Product details:

  • Material: Wood
  • Dimensions (W x H): 3.5 x 3.5in / 8.9 x 8.9cm
  • Store in a cool, dry place

Package includes

  • Wooden Ornament
  • 1 Gold String.


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Production Process & Dispatch Time

Our products are uniquely created on-demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors, and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.  

When will I get my order?

  •  Apparel: need 1-5 business days to print.
  • Canvas, poster: need 4-6 business days to print

Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.

Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.

The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can’t cancel your order.

Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times

Delivery Destination Flat Rate Price Total Production & Delivery Time
(Business Days)
USA – UPS Standard Shipping $4.99 + ($ 1.5 for each plus) 5 – 12
USA – 2 Day Shipping $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) 3 – 6
International – Flat Rate $7.99 +
($2 for each plus)
15 – 25
Dont be a Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ornament
Don’t be a Hippo Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ornament